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If your batting average is high enough, the Big League will find you.

Some people develop eye strain looking for trouble

Please God, make my words today sweet and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.

Those that say you can't take it with you never saw a car packed for a vacation trip.

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!

If you're going to lend money make sure somebody else is around. If you're going to give money make sure nobody else is around.

Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be.

What on earth are you doing for Heaven's sake?

Physical strength is measured by what we can carry; spiritual by what we can bear.