492 Quotes by source unknown

About the only thing that comes without effort is old age..

True happiness comes from doing what's right not just doing what makes you feel good.

This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time.- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

Don't gag people with welfare, they'll never make an effort.

Never try to impress people with the profundity of your thought by the obscurity of your language. Whatever has been thoroughly thought through can be stated simply.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake.

Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.

A job worth doing is worth doing together.

Courage comes from wanting to do it well. Security comes from knowing you can do it well. Confidence comes from having done it well.