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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Isn't it marvelous how those scientists know the names of all those stars?

It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.

A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.

By reason of his elegance, he resembles an image painted in a palace, though he is as majestic as the palace itself.

I've decided to discontinue my long talks. It's because of my throat. Someone threatened to cut it.

Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.

I tried to change the world, but I was outnumbered.

All things come to those who wait, but when they come they're out of date.