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If a man is alone in the forest and speaks...and no woman is around to hear him...Is the man still wrong? (of course!)

An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.

Paraphrased: Among the degrees of the universal Manifestation, each sentient creature typically experiences an illusory sense of autonomy. At the same time, with or without the creature's awareness, the creature subsists eternally as an "immutable prototype" in the divine Knowledge.

Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.

A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so. You don't even know how to get to the Post Office.

The very first steps towards success in any occupation is to become interested in it.

If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.

Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.

Do not wait for ideal circumstances nor for the best opportunities; they will never come.