Not caring is absolute freedom, and if you own it, all the way, it emits supreme confidence.

Being a rocket scientist isn’t all that smart when you could work in finance.

Sex is better than power because people use power to have sex. Sex is better than money because people use money to have power to have sex. Sex is really what motivates people; it’s what makes the world work.

An alpha would never google anyone they lived with.

I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up.

We were the untamed young bucks, testosterone and beer fueling our charge, fear alone left in the wake. Everybody thought we were a little dangerous, and that was cool.

I’m pretty much the definition of an American Hero.

Alphas, like Scarface, can be drug dealers, but it’s still a little grimy.

Short guys with attitudes always just kind of made me laugh, like small, yippy dogs.