With books, you’re never lonely. Your friends are the best minds who have ever lived.

At least at parties everybody knows somebody, there’s a semblance of vetting and community, friendship.

You can’t even go to a bar anymore, meet strangers that become friends or women who become lovers. You need the extra step of finding them through an app or bonding over an app, that or the make and model of your fucking phone, which you must display as much as possible.

Dogs are supposed to be one of the most emotionally intelligent animals next to humans. Even more emotionally intelligent than chimps, despite the greater difference in DNA. Man’s best friend, they call them. Makes sense.

White people usually get really excited when a person of color likes them at all.