She knows exactly what I like and what it does to me. She worships my body in its entirety and I allow it—I crave it.

Eat dirt evil doer!

I will always be within reach if you need me, little one...

His eyes go wide while a gasp of wonder passes his lips. He turns his body fully toward us. His lips moving like a fish out of water, gasping for breath. He gives his head a shake and stutters out, “Mer—mermaids. There are fish with women’s bodies or—women with fish bodies sitting upon the rocks. I—I never knew...

Those items your woman is looking at are a gift from the goddess, you oaf!