4 Quotes by A.R. Von about humor
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Eat dirt evil doer!
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His eyes go wide while a gasp of wonder passes his lips. He turns his body fully toward us. His lips moving like a fish out of water, gasping for breath. He gives his head a shake and stutters out, “Mer—mermaids. There are fish with women’s bodies or—women with fish bodies sitting upon the rocks. I—I never knew...
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Those items your woman is looking at are a gift from the goddess, you oaf!
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My body—I do not fall to pieces and be reduced to a big pile of lovable mush over a woman, never!
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