Most women beg me to lick them, and I give it to you for free and you push me away,” he said with a fake pout on his face.“You’re crazy.” I giggled“I’m the good kind of crazy, though.

Calculus was not math. It was a fucking science experiment gone wrong.

Really? well, thank you. I was under the impression you wouldn't spit on me if I was on fire

And you've got a boy right there who looks at you like he would drink your bathwater if you'd ask him!