If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

The thing about quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine.

Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.