"Otherwise I'll do something that I won't be able to live with. And that's important to me, being able to live with my actions. My thoughts are a different story. They've my own and they don't hurt anyone but me."

"Detach or go crazy."

"You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two."

"I think my invisibility cloak just failed."

"If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no."

"Have you ever been in love?Yes.What's it like?Great and terrible. Like Oz."

"I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world."

"It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not."

"I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging. I choose the evil that doesn't come witha felony conviction."

"Can I ask you something?Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia."