He could start a row in an empty house.

The pace of the game demanded a referee who was fit. It is an indictment of our game. You see referees abroad who are as fit as butcher's dogs. We have some who are fit. He wasn't fit.

He was taking 30 seconds to book a player. He was needing a rest. It was ridiculous.

Everest in his slippers. That's what he was like.

Wayne is truly blessed. He doesn't just have ability, he has a fire inside him.

If ever there was one player, anywhere in the world, that was made for Manchester United, it was Cantona. He swaggered in, stuck his chest out, raised his head and surveyed everything as though he was asking: 'I'm Cantona. How big are you? Are you big enough for me?'

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.

If he was an inch taller he'd be the best center half in Britain. His father is 6 ft 2 in - I'd check the milkman.

The credit to them, the better team won and there's nothing we can do about that now.