...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.

I always thought falling in love was hard, but now I realize that was the easy bit. It’s staying in love that‘s the hard part.

Is that how you’re supposed to find your soulmate and fall in love these days? By flirting in 140 character tweets and stalking each other’s social media pages?

Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up

The first time I met you, I fell in love with you there and then, but you didn't notice me. Then you stood me up. And then I met you again and I hated you. Well, I tried to hated you, but then when you cleaned up after Welly... I fell in love with you all over again.

So what are you doing around here?" I ask, feeling all jittery, but this time it's in a good way."Oh, I was just in the area." he says vaguely. "I thought I'd take Welly for a walk..." He trails off and stuffs his hands in his pockets. Those butterflies are going crazy in there.