He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research.

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it.

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.

Love passed me by and I failed to get the plates.

Sometimes I dig holes for people to fall in. Then I shout, “I've got you!

I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.

To better understand our love, I revisited chemical kinetics.