ARMY, n. A class of non-producers who defend the nation by devouring everything likely to tempt an enemy to invade.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.