Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.

Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet of the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

HABIT, n. A shackle for the free.

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.