9 Quotes by Amie Kaufman about humor
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Apparently she's got revenge on her mind, and it's really annoying when people try to talk at you while you're feeling murderish.
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...if you ever wanted to take a run at it, I'd say now's your time. There's hardly any competition, unless you count me. Though I am of course very handsome, even dead.
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Ty is a natural leader and a brilliant tactician, but according to his sister, he "wouldn't know fun if it invaded his planet.
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Hanna: I got one of their headsets. Will that help?Pauchok: unless you know the freqs they're transmitting on, it's as useful as a master's degree in philosophy
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Or, if not my friend, maybe my ally long enough for us to get out of this.
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Miracles are statistical improbabilities.
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[Inaudible profanity.]
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I hear swinging in commando style is all rage among interstellar murder squads atm.
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Good bras are expensive, and you have to wash them extra carefully or you quickly find yourself buying another expensive bra. Don’t get me started on the whole underwire thing. Humanity is a race capable of interstellar travel, and nobody’s invented a bra for girls my size that doesn’t feel like prison. Here is a truth universally acknowledged—taking that thing off at the end of the day is the single greatest feeling in the world.
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