Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.