Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.

A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.