The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.

Are there weapons in a bookstore?”“It’s a store full of books, which are objects that can be thrown as well as read,” Monty replied blandly.

Human females. They’re kind of crazy during this time, aren’t they?”“If you choose to believe the stories written by male writers,” Vlad replied.They heard a bang and thump from the kitchen, followed by Meg yelling at something.Simon sighed. “That many males can’t be wrong.

Simon stared at the juveniles, who immediately looked more subdued. Then he turned to Meg. “If they’re annoying you, just bite them on the nose.

You're not going to answer, are you?" Jaenelle asked after a minute of teeth-grinding silence."No.""Don't you know the answer?""Whether I know the answer or not is beside the point. It's not something a man discusses with a young girl.""But you know the answer."Daemon growled.

The police have no leads as yet on the person or persons who painted obscene suggestions on the buildings. One store owner said he was going to leave a dictionary on a public bench so the vandals could at least spell the obscenities correctly.

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.

It was easier when all we wanted to do was eat them and take their stuff,” he grumbled.And it had been easier when he hadn’t cared if he made any of them cry.

Vlad stared at Simon. "Meg told the Elders they were...""Bad puppies," Simon finished. "Yeah."A minute passed before Vlad said, "Why?""They didn't say 'please' when they asked for cookies.""I don't know what to say."Simon scratched behind an ear that was now Wolf-shaped and furry. "That's okay. Meg said plenty for all of us.