5 Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik about kids


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    I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but I couldn't keep my mouth shut. So I was either talking for the sake of talking, or I was curled up with a book somewhere hiding from everyone.

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    Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

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    I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

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