It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny