"A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence"

"Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts"

"Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife"

"Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her."

"After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work"

"Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours"

"Marriage is but a consolidation of resources"