Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him.He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?""Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob, chopper, dong, cream stick, one-eyed trouser snake, prick, tadger, willy, bell-end, or dobber. Take your pick.

I told you," says Riley, looking pleased. "F.A.F""F.A.F?" I repeat, trying not to stare at her. "What's that?""Fine. As. Fuck.

Riley swings the door open and grins at me. "G'day mate!"I frown at him. "What the hell was that?""Me," he says, "trying to speak your language."I push past him and plonk myself down on his sofa. "That was Australian.

I huff. I have no intention of going anywhere near the school slut, but I nod at him anyway."I hear she lets you fuck her like a dog," he says."That's great," I say, "if you're a zoophile.""Zoophile?" he repeats, frowning at me. "That some stupid English thing again?""No, it's someone who likes fucking animals.

He reaches out quickly and tucks my hair behind my ear. I freeze at his touch and the feeling his fingers have left across my cheek."Sorry, I just wanted to see your face."I pull back shyly. "And why would you want to do that?"He sits up and looks me dead in the eye. The air around us suddenly feels warm, making me shiver as the temperature around my skin changes. "Because you're beautiful.

She's shaking like a shitting dog," Riley says.I look up at her and her hands that hang awkwardly at her sides and see her fingers trembling. "Yeah," I agree, "she is.""She'll be shaking like a shitting dog when I'm done wither her," he says...

She starts to walk away and I know that I have to stop her. Before I even have a chance to think about what I'm doing my arm shoots out. My hand immediately curls around her elbow and then I pull her roughly towards me. Her eyes widen in shock."Stay," I breathe into her ear.

Is it me," he says, "or does she seem a bit weird to you?

He leans back casually in his chair as I watch the corner of his mouth pull up just a fraction. "And what sort of conversation is it that you think you've missed?"I take a deep breath and put the DVD's onto the floor. "The one about us.