5 Quotes by Ben Mitchell about humour
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My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things.
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I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra
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The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.
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Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British
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Love isn’t blind… It just involves a lot of looking the other way
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