"Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success."

"If you're going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder."

"I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut."

"If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back."

"Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door"

"Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time"

"Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time"

"When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date"

"If you can hear the birds singing, you're in the right place"

"In the big scheme of things, all's we really need, is a little love"