"When penciling in your future, always use a pen"

"If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten"

"Do short people reach their full potential quicker?"

"If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead"

"Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people"

"In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong"

"Always keep a part of your mind empty, so you can go there to rest."

"Give love, take pride"

"Frame everything and some of it will become art."

"A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine."