"When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!"

"Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life."

"Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you."

"Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage"

"Even when you don't see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye"

"Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in."

"Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom"

"Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are"

"Save time, worry about everything all at once!"

"The sun doesn’t live in England; it comes here on holiday when we’re all at work."