Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles with.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.