If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.