College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...