I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

I think religion is a neurological disorder.

Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime.

I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

Of course, when you shut off your brain from rational analysis, any book is dangerous. Taking literally ancient parables from thousands of years ago is much more dangerous than playing with a loaded gun. Ancient scrawls, written by different authors in different centuries with different agendas--yeah, let's get mad literal about that. The literalness problem is compounded in religion by the circular logic of not being allowed to question anything, or else you're lacking faith.

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.

I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.

New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!