Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

I don't want to be a pessimist. I'm a realist. One man's realist is another man's pessimist.

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining this country.'

I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

Do you think if it was the fairy tale about a man who lived inside of a whale and it was religion that Jack built a beanstalk today, you would know the difference? Why do you believe in one fairy tale and not the other? Just because adults told you it was true and they scared you into believing it, at pain of death, at pain of burning in hell.

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good,

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman.