I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.