You see, to us, having a period was humiliating or exhilarating, instead of something that normally happened to every woman.

If only people communicated with each other, women won't have to come up with lame excuses when what we want to say is, "Our body feels like shit today. Can we please take a day off and catch up tomorrow?

Talking about the ooze that leaks out of our orifices is uncomfortable for everyone involved.

If only people didn't build this air of mystery around menstruating women, you would have caught a few of us smack dab in the middle of our excuses.