Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.

When they say you're the best, I always remember that the majority of the audience probably thinks someone else should have gotten the award.

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I'm home. I think that's the trick.

If there's a song where there's a possibility of guitar stuff that would be fun to listen to, go for it. Don't worry about what anybody thinks.

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes when she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress. And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile; it doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire.