9 Quotes by Brian Andreas about humor
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I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.
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We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.
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If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.
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I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat.
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Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.
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A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.
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What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.
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Start here & go until you die, he said. What's so complicated about that?
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If you were smart, you'd probably spend more time stretching, he said & I said, If I were really smart, I'd probably spend more time just sitting in the shade drinking lemonade.
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