What makes you an adult? he said & I said it's mainly a height requirement & the willingness to keep quiet when people say stupid things.—Adult Club

These are bowls filled with some kind of black goop. My friend says it's the blood from the slaughterhouse but why would they leave it where innocent people could step in it? is what I said & he said that's the way meateaters think.

These are all the street signs for this area but he keeps moving them around at night so the only people who aren't lost all the time are the children who never pay attention to signs anyway.

How's the job hunt going? I said. She sighed. I can't help laughing when people do stupid things, she said, so basically I'm unemployable.

I know it's best not to be bitter about some of the people I've known, she said, but some days that takes a lot of ignoring the facts.—Ignoring Facts