I forgot what I was going to think.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

I'm all groan up in America.

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

People always switched on turn me off.

The shot glass is half drunk.

The glass is completely full...of shit.

Every swamp has a silted lining.