I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

Before I was born [my father] wanted me to go specifically to Yale, which he thought would help. It was easy for him to think I could be president: he didn't have to worry about being president himself, being ineligible because he wasn't born in the United States.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

I suppose that there are endeavors in which self-confidence is even more important than it is in writing -- tightrope walking comes immediately to mind -- but it's difficult for me to think of anybody producing much writing if his confidence is completely shot.