12 Quotes by Carrie Fisher about Humor
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There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.
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Karl Marx: "Religion is the opiate of the masses."Carrie Fisher: "I did masses of opiates religiously.
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Instant gratification takes too long.
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While she'd been drying her hair, she'd come up with a new message for her answering machine - "I'm out, deliberately avoiding your call" - and that simple burst of creativity had raised her spirits a bit.
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Actually, I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir
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I can't remember events from yesterday, or earlier tonight when I put my credit cards away for safekeeping. Now for the life of me I don't know precisely what safekeeping is.
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Fui al Museo de Madame Tussauds a ver mi figura de cera. Bueno, en realidad no soy yo, porque no es la de alguien tendida en la cama viendo viejas películas en la tele, bebiendo una Coca-Cola con una mano y apartando la lengua de su perro Gary con la otra.
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I could charm the birds out of everyone's trees but his
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I just have basically too much personality for one person, and not quite enough for two
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