Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday." "Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week." Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.