Maybe, you will kiss the modern brideLet's agree to disagree, babeon everything, in advanceJust duct tape my heart to yours babe

Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper

Sometimes I look at himand I want to get on my best heels.Sometimes I look at himand I want to be a lesbian.He says that I'm too moody.

Go on down to the local palm reader,she'll spit out exactly what you feed herbecause honey, you already knew your husband was a cheater.