233 Quotes by Cassandra Clare about humor
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Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre," Tessa pointed out."No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?""You would make a very ugly woman.""I would not. I would be stunning.
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Bless you, my Herondales," said Matthew grandly, scrambling up from the floor and making Lucie his bow. "I come upon an urgent errand. Tell me- be honest!- what do you think of my waistcoat?"Lucie dimpled. "Devastating.""What Lucie said," James agreed peacefully."Not fantastic?" Matthew asked. "Not positively stunning?""I suppose I am stunned," said James. "But am I positively stunned?
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Jessamine flushed. "I do not. I mean, I did not. I mean--ugh! Charlotte, Will's being vexing.""And the sun has come up in the east," said Jem, to no one in particular.
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Thank you, Dean Ashdown,” Ragnor said. “The removal of the mounted warlock’s head from my bedroom will be sufficient.
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Se hace llamar 'El Hijo de Sam'. También lo llaman 'el asesino del calibre cuarenta y cuatro'. Va por ahí disparando a la gente en los callejones adonde van a toquetearse
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I enjoy being shown things. Is there anything you require, like a spirit lamp, or--""It's not a seance, Henry," ... "You don't need to this if you don't want to, Miss Gray.""Actually, I do require something." She turned to Jessamine. "Something of yours, please. A ring, or a handkerchief--"Jessamine wrinkled her nose. "Dear me, it sounds to me rather as if your special powers is pickpocketing
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Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don't you?"Simon threw up his hands in exasperation. "Of course not. But if-""I guess it's true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That's atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.
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En cuanto se marchara Raphael, se compraría un gato. Y así siempre podría armarle una fiesta de cumpleaños al gato.
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Captain America is definitely the most handsome Avenger," said Cristina. "But I like the Hulk. I would like to heal his broken heart.""We're Nephilim," said Julian. "We're not even supposed to know about the Avengers. Besides," he added, "Iron Man is obviously the best-looking.
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