233 Quotes by Cassandra Clare about humor


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    Bless you, my Herondales," said Matthew grandly, scrambling up from the floor and making Lucie his bow. "I come upon an urgent errand. Tell me- be honest!- what do you think of my waistcoat?"Lucie dimpled. "Devastating.""What Lucie said," James agreed peacefully."Not fantastic?" Matthew asked. "Not positively stunning?""I suppose I am stunned," said James. "But am I positively stunned?

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    Jessamine flushed. "I do not. I mean, I did not. I mean--ugh! Charlotte, Will's being vexing.""And the sun has come up in the east," said Jem, to no one in particular.

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    Se hace llamar 'El Hijo de Sam'. También lo llaman 'el asesino del calibre cuarenta y cuatro'. Va por ahí disparando a la gente en los callejones adonde van a toquetearse

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    I enjoy being shown things. Is there anything you require, like a spirit lamp, or--""It's not a seance, Henry," ... "You don't need to this if you don't want to, Miss Gray.""Actually, I do require something." She turned to Jessamine. "Something of yours, please. A ring, or a handkerchief--"Jessamine wrinkled her nose. "Dear me, it sounds to me rather as if your special powers is pickpocketing

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    Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don't you?"Simon threw up his hands in exasperation. "Of course not. But if-""I guess it's true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.""That's atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.

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    En cuanto se marchara Raphael, se compraría un gato. Y así siempre podría armarle una fiesta de cumpleaños al gato.

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    Captain America is definitely the most handsome Avenger," said Cristina. "But I like the Hulk. I would like to heal his broken heart.""We're Nephilim," said Julian. "We're not even supposed to know about the Avengers. Besides," he added, "Iron Man is obviously the best-looking.

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