80 Quotes by Cassandra Clare about tmi

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    NYC Institute has one. I'll show you sometime if you want.It's a date.It is maybe the least romantic spot in the Institute, by the way.You'll make up for that, I'm sure.(Jeez, get a locked room on unsanctified ground, you two.)

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    I was Marked by a very cute boy with terrible impulse control. I don't remember because I was basically unconscious but everyone was mad at him when I woke up. The end, love Clary.

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    Tell me about mummies.Mummies exist. The Egyptians mummified people. Mummies that get up out of their cursed tombs and walk around do not exist.Do cursed tombs exist?No. Sometimes you get a tomb guarded by a demon.Zombies?The voudun kind, yes - the braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnsss kind, no.Oh, oh, I've got one. What about a haunted car?Do you count a demon-powered motorcycle?No, like, the car talks back and tells you to kill people.Then no.

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    If you encounter a werewolf in wolf form, you must quickly assess the situation. If he is ignoring you, move away from the area calmly but quickly. If he is watching you, look for the signs of aggression you would look for in a dog - bared teeth, growling, hackles raised. Raise your hands to show you are not a threat (Also try to look as little like roast beef as possible.)

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