You’re one tough egg to crack. You know that? You’re like a Kinder egg wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.

Then maybe you’ll believe me when I say…you’re pretty fucking special, Laney Hill.

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?

My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.