Do you ever take a holiday? Like, do any of you just wake up and think ‘Today feels like a pyjama day.’? or is it always, ‘Today is a good day for murdering and stalking.’?

Maybe you’re not so bad after all.’He leant across the seat, jabbing his finger in the air. ‘If you tell anyone, I’ll deny it. I have a reputation to uphold, you know.

One right doesn’t remedy a thousand wrongs.’ ‘You should write a book of quotes.

You realize you’ve been staring at me for the past five minutes?

I don’t care,” he replied resolutely. “I’m not punching Bambi in the face.

You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.