This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.