I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it...

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!