Legitimate sex-competition brings out all that is best in man.

The best proof of man's dissatisfaction with the home is found in his universal absence from it.

A man does not have to stay at home all day, in order to love it; why should a woman?

Grateful return for happiness conferred is not the method of exchange in a partnership. The comfort a man takes with his wife is not in the nature of a business partnership, nor are her frugality and industry.

For men obsessed with women's underwear, a course in washing, ironing and mending is recommended.